Signs I Would Post Somewhere

  • It’s a parking lot, not a racetrack.
  • What exactly about the concept of “pedestrian” is unfamiliar?
  • The yellow light does not signify “accelerate mid-block.”
  • You own the car, not the lot.
  • It says “Stop”—not “Roll.”
  • Yes, bike riders, that means you too.
What signs would you put up?

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  1. Since there's a "Wrong Way" sign, there should be a "Right Way" sign. We all need a bit of encouragement.

    And I'd like to see "Pass with Care" replaced by "Pass with Love."

  2. Drive like your horn doesn't work

  3. How about this one:
    When you wave, use all 5 fingers.


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