If Bikes Were Electric Hand Dryers
Stay with me, people—this makes total sense. Look at the label you will find on many an electric hand dryer in the rest stops of our nation’s highways.
Now indulge me in a little creative copy editing.
trees from being used for paper towels foreign oil imports from being used for fuel.
paper towel waste vehicle emissions, wear and tear on roads, competition for parking, and a growing epidemic of obesity, heart disease, and Type 2 diabetes.
more sanitary cheaper to use than paper cars and help maintain cleaner facilities air and better roads.
So how do we get this posted in places where you can’t avoid reading the same message over and over? Are you with me, World Dryer Corporation?